You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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