Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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