The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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