Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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