champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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