I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
