Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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