we made out on top of his cat.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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