she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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