So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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