Dual....:-)
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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