haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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