I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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