I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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