I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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