You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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