How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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