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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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