So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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