i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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