East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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