Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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