Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I came so hard my ears popped.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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