Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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