I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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