I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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