I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
How external is "for external use only"?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
