I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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