question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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