I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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