just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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