So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Do plants get herpes?
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