ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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