I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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