thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
my shit smells like andre
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Randomize
