I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Randomize
