It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
whose parrot is this?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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