He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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