I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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