Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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