They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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