Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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