and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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