She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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