Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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