He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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