We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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