So drunk, too bad you don't want this
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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