he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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