im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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