Dual....:-)
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
that is very illegal...i love you.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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