You made me cry and you don't even care
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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