I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
