I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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