just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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