do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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